SERIOUSLY...I'M KIDDING

I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?

DeGeneres is a beloved stand-up comedian, television host, bestselling author, and actress. She hosts the syndicated talk show "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," and was also a judge on "American Idol" in its ninth season in 2009. These are anecdotes and stories from her life.