Book with No Pictures

A read-aloud book, in which, everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say... BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.